I’ve been dancing around the house in my underwear all morning
You ever forget you have a Tumblr?
I just got pissed on my an Air Conditioner. Ew.
😔 He didn’t pick up. But it’s okay 😄 He’ll call me back when he’s available
The dude who lives across the street from me has a sick Dodge Challenger and it oozes sex.
Should I call my Dad and fake a conversation when really all I want to ask is when I’ll get my MacBook?
A fly just darted right into my eyebrow. I’m having mixed emotions.
I don’t even know what to say to you guys. As if any of you are actually listening.
I put on swimming trunks and a tank. I wonder if I look crazy to all the passing vehicles.
I think I’m gonna put on some more weather appropriate clothing.